How can I dump him if he doesn't call me?

I got this email below today after about 2 weeks of no contact. Funny, in our last conversation I said I needed to talk to him in person. Nothing since.



Happy Valentine's Day





WTF? Thought I was washing him away. I know what will happen if I fall for it again. I won't survive. I won't be able to talk to him without crying. Maybe he is just trying to be nice. maybe the separation period is over and now he wants to be "friends." Fit of conscience? Him? Didn't work out with the other girl I assume exists? Can't he call? It's a Wednesday, I have the kids, and so this is not a segue into booty.

Makes me want to diet (eew, life without goat cheese) and put on a pair of jeans and go on a date with the Libyan (?) restaurant guy who is as elusive as a g-spot.

Seems like a trend with guys I like. Jenny McCarthy said ". . .The guys we like will never like us, so fuck the guys, here's to us!"

Can't respond tomorrow, too desperate. Friday night I will be busy by definition of the word Friday when in a sentence with the word ex-boyfriend. . .as with the rest of the weekend. That leaves Monday. Nothing before Monday. Eager is the last thing I want to seem like or be.

" I am hoping you are well. Batting-Eyelashes"
Or how about
" Oh, now you want to saunter back into my life just as if nothing ever happened. We have some distance from the ugliness that was our relationship, and you want to gloss over the real problems and pretend you were never a little prick. 'Hey, buddy. What up!' Wanna go candlepin bowling sometime? Oh, what a silly bitch I am. You do not have sex when candlepin bowling. Why would you want to do that?' "

Now that I have no interest, or at least am feigning no interest, you are coming back. Not quite the crawling on your belly you need to do before I hope I have the sense to kick you to the curb.

Good way to end the post, "I hope I have the sense to kick you to the curb."